Yeasty UPrising...Leaven, Learn: Plastic Surgery Can't Fix Libya

Libya is run by a mad man, not a comedian, not a country singer that we all used to love.

Confusingly, they all seem to have the same plastic surgeon and have the same dead behind the eyes, evil stare. While we can't be sure why Joan Rivers is so dead behind the eyes, a glimpse into her reality show reveals a hard, crusty bitter, depressed, gross and tacky comedian with a lot of experience. Kenny Rogers, he just sold his soul to be the Gambler, not the Coward of the County. Oh, Lucille.

Gaddafi is dead behind the eyes because of the way he has run the country for all of these decades. It is actually a crime to have a political conversation with a foreigner in Libya, the most censored country in the Middle East, according to FreedomHouse.org. Did I mention that he is killing non-violent protesters in the streets? He is supposed to face criminal charges, but he doesn't care because he looks tan and fabulous, ready for Jersey Shore. Holla!

I guess every dictator should manscape and go down with the ship, as he has vowed to die on Libyan soil, a martyr. Gangsta!! I think MTV should have the next Jersey Shore in Libya, let's bring the party to his house. He already looks like he fist pumps and stays up all night like a vampire. Or Charile Sheen!
I had to go there.

Sadly, we totally predicted in the Guavara house that the U.S. would intervene, and we launched missiles after Gaddafi supposedly agreed to a cease-fire, then betrayed it. Who knows what the truth is about this, it is hard to believe what the government tells us. Obama has kept his Presidential authority to torture, start wars and do everything and more than Bush did, regardless of the lies he told in his campaign. My baker friends, maybe this has more to do with the giant reserves of oil in Libya than the UPrising. Convenient, no?

UPrising

We recommend for Gadaffi, that instead of getting that next laser peel he try this "Egg White Mask" from Planet Green. For those of us who want to eat our egg whites, let us bake an Angel Food Cake, fat free and delicious! We proudly add this to our list of freegan dishes as we did get the lemon for this sauce from a bag a neighbor left out.

We used a recipe from The America's Test Kitchen's Family Cookbook, which you can buy, and they are not very generous with their recipes. I am pretty sure, the standard Angel Food Cake google recipe will be A.OK.

I mixed freegan lemon juice and zest with confectioner's sugar and a touch of salt for the glaze.Organic blueberries finished it off. It didn't really need the sauce, the cake was so moist, but our freegan lemons have a different taste than the standard store bought variety, which added an earthy, herby, very satisfactory flavor.